#!/bin/bash # Let's have some fun! # Print an insane ASCII art of a cat echo "Here's a crazy cat for you!" cat << "EOF" /\_/\ ( o.o ) > ^ < EOF # Have the terminal randomly print "HELLO WORLD!" in different colors echo "Spreading some colorful vibes..." for i in {1..5}; do echo -e "\e[38;5;$((RANDOM % 256))mHELLO WORLD!\e[0m" sleep 0.5 done # Make the terminal beep randomly echo "Preparing to beep randomly..." for i in {1..5}; do if ((RANDOM % 2 == 0)); then echo -e "\a" fi sleep 1 done # Randomly change the prompt to confuse the user PROMPT=$((RANDOM % 2)) if [ $PROMPT -eq 0 ]; then export PS1="[\u@\h \w]$ " else export PS1="[\u@\h \W]# " fi # Launch a terminal dancing animation echo "Now, let's dance! 💃" for i in {1..10}; do echo -e "\e[H\e[2J" # Clear the terminal echo "💃 Dancing..." sleep 0.5 done # Scrolling random "motivational" quotes echo "Just a little motivation to get through your day..." quotes=("You can do it!" "Go for it!" "Keep going!" "Stay awesome!" "Don't stop!") for i in {1..10}; do echo "${quotes[$((RANDOM % ${#quotes[@]}))]}" sleep 1 done # Ending the script in a wild way echo "Alright, enough chaos for now... but just wait..." sleep 2 echo "Did you know? I can pretend to be a fortune teller." sleep 1 echo "I predict... the terminal will close soon. 👀" sleep 2 exit